Death! Excitement! Frustration!
Do these things excite you? Frustrate you? Um...Death...you? I understand these trigger emotions in humans! If so, please partake in this activity!
You shall experience all three in equal measure; this is our guarantee.
You will enjoy!
ENJOY!
Make it through the maze of traps without succumbing to your inevitable death!
Did I mention you will most likely die? If not, I should. You will most likely die.
But fear not! I understand humans have 9 lives so you should be fine. Please just enjoy your time!
