It’s the 2295 and the city known as Mega Tilted is gone!
Yo yo yo Salty Residents! It’s ya fav radio hostess Scarr! Just wanted to say check out the Salty Shores Plaza!
Well that other bomb was a doozy huh? I can’t believe it’s only been 19 years! Man.. oh well! Can’t set the world on fire now huh?
Oh yeah forgot to mention, is your Armor all busted up? We’ll head on over to the Wrekt Ranch! I know the boss over there! She’s super chill!